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10 June 2005 @ 06:36 pm
It is a fabble for #95!  
Title: Baby You Can Drive My Car (had to be done)
Pairing: J/P
Rating: Er. PG. They don't even curse! Damn it!
Notes: The line I got the word from came from Uncle John's Great Big Bathroom Reader: "If you're not buying, what are you looking at?" Must be set in pre 1965.
Disclaimer: Fiction! Fun! No proffit.





Paul had to ask.

"What are you up to...?"

"Shhh. I'm buying a car."

"... What?"

John swatted at the air in front of Paul's face, scowling at him to hush as he continued his telephone conversation.

"Ah... no, I don't want a black one. What other colors have you got?"

"John, you don't even have a license."

"Hushup, Macca... ah? Yes, sorry. Just the dog barking."

Paul scowled, then decided to give up. It was his money; he could buy what he pleased. He watched John scribble down a few notes next to a doodle of a flower wearing a top hat. Paul rubbed his eyes and flopped onto the other bed. He propped himself up on one elbow and snatched a piece of hotel stationary and a pen from the table between them. He drew a picture of a car with lines around it to indicate that it was bouncing, and a puff of steam coming out of the window. He held it up in front of his face and waved for John's attention.

"Has it got, uh... a roomy backseat?... oh... um... yunno, big enough for two men to have leg room?"

Paul started giggling.

"Ahm...! Thank you for the information. I'll be in touch when I've... made my decision."

The receiver barely clicked two seconds before John tackled Paul to the bed, bouncing and laughing.

"Ahaha! I love giving you ideas."

"You're my inspiration..." John grinned, then started using his mouth for something much more interesting.
 
 
 
Appyhighregister on June 11th, 2005 01:51 am (UTC)
Roomy backseat. Ahahahahahahah, oh god *snort*

I would give anything to see that lovely drawing x)

So cute. Nicely done.
apartment42b: J/P loveapartment42b on June 11th, 2005 02:38 am (UTC)
*giggle*... Thanks X3
lsdjlskftrefenwyd on June 11th, 2005 03:24 am (UTC)
Hmmmm... I could draw that... *ponders pencils nearby*
apartment42bapartment42b on June 11th, 2005 03:48 am (UTC)
my fic! I beat you to it ;)

(besides, it's supposed to be in pen...)
lsdjlskftrefenwyd on June 11th, 2005 04:06 am (UTC)
Hrm? I mean the image... of them in the backseat... ;)
apartment42bapartment42b on June 11th, 2005 04:12 am (UTC)
But they don't go in the back seat. They bounce on the bed. (I made the picture better, lol... yey photoshop.) And.... my fic! I draw too, yunno :P
oh_johnny_oh_johnny_ on June 11th, 2005 02:47 am (UTC)
So cute!
oh_johnny_oh_johnny_ on June 11th, 2005 11:26 am (UTC)
Those pictures are *perfect*!
apartment42bapartment42b on June 11th, 2005 08:45 pm (UTC)
Hehee X3
hollywood_song on June 12th, 2005 01:43 am (UTC)
Adorable! And the picture only adds to its amazingness!
apartment42b: J/P loveapartment42b on June 12th, 2005 01:56 am (UTC)
*laughs* I need to find a picture of John on the phone looking shocked or mischievous now XD