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15 July 2005 @ 11:11 am
Good Morning, Good Morning...  
Title: Morning banter
Pairing: J/P
Rating: PG-13, probably. Maybe R, but I doubt it.
Summary: Chit-chat after early morning debauchery. Fluff-esque.
Notes: Because description is over-rated. Voices in my head!! No. Just coffee.

If you take you credit. And lemmie know. Though I dunno if you'd want to... it's John, right?

ENJOY!




“Paul.”

“Yes, Lenny?”

“… What?

What what?”

“Nevermind. Um…”

“You don’t like your new nickname? You all call me Macca…”

“Yes, but… Lenny is… nevermind. It’s fine. I love it. It’s fab. Anyroad. Paul.”

“Yes, what?”

“I have to take a piss, luv, and you’re still inside me.”

Ah.”

“Indeed. Ah…! … Ahthanks, darlin’…”



“Don’t forget to leave the seat up.”




“Eh, what seat, why bother? I’ll just go in the sink…”


John! Don’t you dare… Oh you’re joking.”



“Teehee.”



“Always trying to get a rise out of me.”

Oh, not right now, luv, I’m knackered.”




“Dirty boy.”

“I washed my hands.”

“Ack, don’t dry them on me!”

“C’mon, you promised me breakfast.”

“Did I?”

“In bed. Nevermind, I probably dreamt it. Doesn’t matter.”

“What? Oh…”




“Those are mine, luv… oh. Keep them on. That’s incredibly sexy.”

“Really?”

Mmm.”



Oh don’t put mine on- go without.”



“Always wanted to be a commando. No, that was you… with the frogs…”

“Euh, don’t spoil my brekkie before I’ve had it…”

“Paulie the repentant sadist.”

“Maybe just toast…”

“St Francis of Assisi.”

Aye… yeah.”



“Paulie.”

“Mm?”



“I love you.”



“I love you too, Lenny.”

“Oh shut up.”
 
 
 
hollywood_song on July 15th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
Awww. You can feel their insanely facinating and bizarre love radiateing through the screen. Very nice.
apartment42b: J/P loveapartment42b on July 15th, 2005 06:31 pm (UTC)
XD insanely fascinating and bizarre... yes. Yes, that's a perfect description. Thankyouuu :D
Peak in Darien: Hugh/Stephen posepeak_in_darien on July 15th, 2005 11:22 pm (UTC)
:D Cute!
oh_johnny_oh_johnny_ on July 15th, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
See, now, the voices in *my* head never say anything cute and funny like that :-(
apartment42bapartment42b on July 16th, 2005 12:00 am (UTC)
You have to feed them coffee and chocolate.
oh_johnny_oh_johnny_ on July 16th, 2005 02:19 am (UTC)
And here I've been trying to placate them with pink lemonade. No wonder they keep going *squee*squee*sharppointyobject*squee*

Good to know :-)
apartment42bapartment42b on July 16th, 2005 02:44 am (UTC)
*dies laughing* omg teh best mental image ever...
Steph - that weird, veggie, beatle lover pervertblackbird_num9 on July 16th, 2005 03:17 am (UTC)
“I have to take a piss, luv, and you’re still inside me.”
i was laughing with this line.....i could just imagine lennon looking behind him and saying this...priceless!!!
great job!!!!
apartment42bapartment42b on July 16th, 2005 04:01 am (UTC)
Behind him? *laughs*... I had them face-to-face in my mind... for that... that "oy, yer on my bladder" thing.

[/babble]

Thanks X3