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21 April 2005 @ 11:57 am
George's place  
Ooh it has been a while since I've posted any! I wrote this last night and a little today. Enjoy.

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J/P
Words: 923
Summary: Boys enjoying some time at George's. John leads Paul off and does naughty things. Loosely based off RP w/catnip_martini.

Well alright…” John hummed.

“Now he thinks he’s Buddy Holly.” Ringo grinned.

“That’s a lie.” Paul coughed, passing the joint.

“Rave on…” John grinned lazily and winked, taking a drag, holding it in.

The trio giggled as their host returned with two bottles.

“Uh… who’s this other one for?”

“Me…!” Ringo piped, raising his hand.

“Rrright.” George leaned and handed it off. “Hey, John, pass it already…”

“I just got it…”

Paul started giggling again.

“Macca’s toasted…” Ringo chuckled, swallowing a mouthful of beer.

“But where’s my beer?” Paul asked.

“If he’s toasted, he should be asking where’s his butter…” John snorted, grinning.

“Oh…” George looked over.

“C’mon, Macca, I’ll help you get one.” John offered a hand and pulled the giggling Beatle to his feet.

“Thanksjohn. Good John.”

“Right. Wella-wella-wella…”

Stop I’m gonna wet meself…” Paul tittered, knees threatening to buckle.

George rolled a new joint and sat beside Ringo on the couch, taking Paul’s spot. Ringo took another swig, watching their two fellows wander off.

“He’s going the wrong way.” He noted, looking over George’s work.

George licked the paper’s edge and twisted it, looking up.

“Uh? … oh. Light?”

John I don’t think this is the kitchen…” Paul whispered, leaning in conspiratorially.

“No? Hmm…” John’s face held a knowing smirk, watching the other man’s boyish face.

“It looks like a bedroom.” Paul continued, looking around blankly.

“Does it…” John murmured against the back of Paul’s neck and slid his hands down his sides. Paul wiggled and gasped a little, laughing.

“Oh! You should’ve said…”

“Shh.” John grinned, silencing his mouth with a firm kiss.

“Hmmmmmm…” Paul hummed happily, letting himself be pushed down onto the bed. He groped down John’s backside, straddling his hips and pulling them against this own.


John pulled his mouth away with a heavy grunt, already rocking against the bulge in Paul’s jeans.

“Fuck, Macca…”

“Sss…!” Paul hissed through his teeth, gasping. “Too much pants on…”

John coughed a breathy laugh, fumbling with their belts and zippers.

“Brilliant…” He teased, “Poetry.”

“Numberone… hit…” Paul writhed, chest heaving.

“Yeah… mm!” John caught Paul’s mouth again, “… I’m horny, I’m high, too much pants on, woah-yeah…”

Paul giggled and lifted his hips as John yanked his jeans off.

“Ooh! Ha… mmph… kiss me again, Johnny…”

“Fucking poofter…” John smirked and kissed him sweetly.

“Mm… that’s a lie…” Paul smiled with half closed eyes. “… C’mon, John, you’ve got me desperate… do I beg? Please, Johnny…”

Please Johnny…” John mocked in falsetto. “You queen.”

“Hey… have I ever worn a crown at you?”

“Only that one time.” John waggled an eyebrow and started pressing a passionate line of kisses down Paul’s middle.

“Ahh…!” Paul gasped, “You got my shirt off…”

“I’m sneaky.” John swirled his tongue in Paul’s navel and continued on down his outstretched body.


Paul murmured and sighed with pleasure, gazing up at George’s ceiling. John continued to worship his thighs with lips and tongue. Paul’s breath hitched in little excited gasps. John sat back.


“Shhh… admiring my work. Mm-mm-mm. Beautiful.”

“Who’s the poof now? Aughh… suck it, Lennon!” Paul screwed his eyes shut, writhing and throbbing. John murmured something under his breath and leaned down, lapping his tongue over his length, wetting him in hot strokes.

Ah…! Oh… ohyes, John… don’t stop…”

“Mmrr… mh…” John groaned, taking him in hungrily. He grabbed onto Paul’s hips and held him down, swallowing around him.

“Sss…! Fuck… Fuck… oh… ohgod you animal… ohh… oh… ohfuck…! Like a starving man…”

John growled, breathed deeply through his nose, and flicked his tongue against the head, sucking and swallowing. Paul gripped the covers, bracing his heels against the bed frame, watching.

“Oh… oh… ah… ah…! John I’m gonna lose it…!” He whimpered, hips bucking. John groaned, holding Paul’s release in his mouth, shaking slightly. Paul moaned and stared back up at the ceiling, catching his breath. He felt John push his knees up and press himself between his thighs and heard him panting hard through his nose.

“Uh? … ohjohn…” Paul shivered. John spat his mouthful into his hand and spread it thickly over his hardened cock.

“Ready, Macca?”

“Yes…” He closed his eye, legs trembling. John took him hard. “Ohfuck!

“Shh! Oh… Christ, Paulie…” John groaned, hips rocking heavily, thrusting deep.

“Ohyes… oh… ah! Sogood…”

“Ss… bloody queer…”

“Ohh! … Ahfuck…! Shut up and fuck me… oh… oh!

John held Paul’s legs high, riding him hard, his fingertips digging into his thighs.

“Mngh… gah… you’re so fucking tight… ssshhhit…” John shuddered, slamming into him, coming deep. Paul moaned, breathing shakily.

“Ohh… mm… m…”

John kissed his knee and slipped out gently.


“… Do I get my beer now?"

“Hmm? Mm… yeah.” John slid Paul’s pants back up and patted his hip. “Wait here, I’ll get it for you.”

“Thankyou Johnny…” Paul sang, stretching out and promptly falling asleep.

John shook his head, tucked himself back in and padded back to the sitting room.

“Hoy, John.”

“Yeah, where’s Paulie?”

“He’s passed out.” John grinned and sat on the couch.

“You animal.”

“Where’d you drop him?” George asked, passing the joint to John.

“Mm?” John toked, innocence on his face. “On a bed.”

Ringo laughed.

My bed…? Ugh… John…”

“Oh come on, you sleep in hotel beds, don’t you?”

“They change the sheets…” George thumped John with the back of his hand. “Christ.”

“Why are you laughing?” John nudged Ringo.

“He never got his beer.”

“Poor lad.”

John grinned, chuckling quietly to himself, and settled back into the cushions.

Il Gatto Puzzolone: Lennon/McCartney OTPcatnip_martini on April 21st, 2005 07:21 pm (UTC)
Love this, dearest! It's so... surreal... and definitely somewhat familiar....

And this? "… I'm horny, I'm high, too much pants on, woah-yeah…"

*irreparably broken*

apartment42bapartment42b on April 21st, 2005 07:44 pm (UTC)
*giggle* I wanted to have them breaking away from a party, but it was too complicated to write like that, so I just made it an informal gathering.

Glad you like! <333
Sir Grotty of the Irony Flaskegg_man on April 21st, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
i would like to hear that song.
apartment42bapartment42b on April 21st, 2005 07:44 pm (UTC)
*giggle*... now I need to find a Beatle song that it'd fit and do a parody of it.
(no subject) - egg_man on April 21st, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Arielle: Beatles in bed by mydarklifeaylaranzz on April 21st, 2005 11:13 pm (UTC)
That was quite good. ^_^
apartment42bapartment42b on April 21st, 2005 11:41 pm (UTC)
Thanks X3
oh_johnny_oh_johnny_ on April 22nd, 2005 12:52 am (UTC)
Oh! I liked that a _lot_!
apartment42b: The Boysapartment42b on April 22nd, 2005 01:56 am (UTC)
yayy more like XD
are you lookin' to get stabbed?mutantjules on April 22nd, 2005 03:24 am (UTC)
so much of the yay.
honestly, marijuana brings out the best in all of 'em, don't it? John rules.
apartment42bapartment42b on April 22nd, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
It makes them giggly X3
cinders_cat_cinders_cat_ on April 22nd, 2005 06:44 am (UTC)
Hehe, I can't decide what I liked more, the wit or the smut. Very great, both of it!
And fitting all four in the story... you have my thanks.
apartment42bapartment42b on April 22nd, 2005 03:56 pm (UTC)
Both integral parts! I'm glad you liked :)
teafield on April 22nd, 2005 11:20 pm (UTC)
Eep, gah..! **loves** John is such an amazing person. ^-^
apartment42bapartment42b on April 22nd, 2005 11:47 pm (UTC)
*facepalm*... *laughs*... well, apparantly I write a very awesome John... thanks :)
(no subject) - teafield on April 24th, 2005 01:50 pm (UTC) (Expand)
pray to god i'll see headlights.bleepbleep93 on April 23rd, 2005 02:30 pm (UTC)
Great jorb.
apartment42bapartment42b on April 23rd, 2005 11:17 pm (UTC)
Thanks :)

... is there a reason you only post in tiny tiny font? ... it's kind of creepy. ^_^;;;
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whatsherass on November 7th, 2005 08:33 am (UTC)
You're a genuis.
apartment42bapartment42b on November 7th, 2005 08:13 pm (UTC)
:3 From my highly lyrical period... hehe...
beatlesfan1964beatlesfan1964 on April 7th, 2011 07:49 pm (UTC)
haha, looks like Johnny got a case of the munchies if you know what I mean ;) lol I totally love the story, hell, I love all your stories :) Your work is amazing, love :)