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02 June 2005 @ 12:15 am
omg, smallfic from me! How long's it been? Cute and short.  
Title: Rainy Day

Pairing: J/P

Rating: PG-13, probably. Possibly R, but I don’t really think so.

Summary: It’s not necessarily raining, but the two of them are sitting around in some hotel room. John gets bored and decides to provoke Paul.

Words: 572

Disclaimer: The usual. Boys not mine. This is fiction. Weee!

John made an announcement.

"Mmmmmm... I'm in the mood for something."

Paul finished the line of the book he was reading, held the spot with his finger, and looked up lazily from the floor where he was sitting, chin in hand. He blinked, stifling a yawn. John lay on the hotel bed with his arms folded behind his head, staring thoughtfully at the ceiling, apparently contemplating that which he was in the mood for.

"Uh... hmm. Care to elaborate, Johnny, luv?" Paul asked with a sweet smile that turned into a cheeky smirk. John paid no heed, and licked his lip in concentration. Paul quirked an eyebrow and snickered quietly to himself, finding something funny in John's isolated comment. He returned to his James Bond and let it pass.

Ten or fifteen minutes later, halfway through the next chapter, Paul was unaware of John's gaze upon him. He chewed his lip thoughtfully and turned the page, eyebrows bobbing with interest, engrossed in the action, his lips moving occasionally along with the words.

"Getting good?" John asked, now somehow peering over Paul's shoulder, mouth mere inches from his ear.

"Y-ah!" Paul's eyes went wide and he flipped onto his back, panting slightly, book clutched tightly in his hand. John burst out laughing and kicked him.

"You git! What the hell did you think was happening, a ninja attack? Lord, Macca! Ohh... haha! That’s gonna keep me going for a week!" He giggled, holding his sides.

"Bastard!" Paul's cheeks flushed, swatting at John's legs with the book, which only provoked more cackles.

"Eeheehee! It's the paperback attacker...! Oh don't give me paper cuts!! I'll bleed to death in tiny ways!! That really really sting!! Ahaha!"

"S'this what you were in the mood for, then?!" Paul huffed, throwing himself off the floor and against John, tackling him to the bed, holding him down by sitting on him with straddled thighs, beating him soundly about the head with the flimsy weapon.

"Ohmygod! Ahahahaha! Yes, yes..! Oh give it to me... ahaha! Ow! Cor, watch the corners... ehehehe!" John held his hands up in defense, shaking with giggles and moaning obscenely. "Fixing to knock me up, are you? You scoundrel..."

Paul was giggling now as well. He dropped the book in favor of a new weapon- his hands. John's body seized up momentarily, then thrashed about as Paul lay into him mecilessly, tickling hard and fast.

"AH! Ah! Ahah! AhgodPaul!!! Ahahaha! You bloody wanker..! Ahaha! Ow, fuck! Ahaha!!!"

"Had enough? Hmm? Mm??" Paul's eyes gleamed, his hips rocking against John's as he wrestled to maintain control.

John's eyes were streaming, his chest aching, hands clawing at Paul's chest. "Ahah! Ah! Christ... yes!! I mean Uncle!! Owahaha owgodPaulie!! Please...! Lemmiebreath...!" He sputtered, rasping.

Paul relented.

"Ohhhhhh..." John flopped against the tangled bedclothes, breathing heavily. Paul was panting slightly as well. "Hmmmh..."

"Was that it, then?"


"What you were in the mood for."

"Oh. Sort of."

"Sort of." Paul repeated, teasing.

"Let's try it again, only this time let's take our clothes off."

John grinned as Paul's face registered that he felt the throbbing pressure from John's lap against his thigh. Paul's eyebrow bobbed and his lips mouthed the words that sprung to mind.

"Good thing I'm such a fabulous lip reader. That was a yes, please, then, was it?"

Paul crushed John's maddening grin with a heated kiss, deciding quickly that 007 could wait for another day.

oh_johnny_oh_johnny_ on June 2nd, 2005 10:46 am (UTC)
Hee! Very cute :-)

Arielle: Beatles in bed by mydarklifeaylaranzz on June 2nd, 2005 01:32 pm (UTC)
lol! I really liked this! Good job.
Sarah: Lennonsav0ytruffle on June 2nd, 2005 02:58 pm (UTC)
Hehe! That was sexy, I love it- nice job!
are you lookin' to get stabbed?mutantjules on June 2nd, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
It's the paperback attacker...! Oh don't give me paper cuts!! I'll bleed to death in tiny ways!! That really really sting!!
too, too cute.
apartment42bapartment42b on June 2nd, 2005 07:31 pm (UTC)
XD I always have to give somebody (usually John) some whacky line like that, hehe :3
Il Gatto Puzzolone: John/Paulcatnip_martini on June 2nd, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
AHHHH. *adores* XD You're awesome, baby. *giggling*

So funny. XD

♥ ♥ ♥

apartment42b: J/P loveapartment42b on June 2nd, 2005 10:48 pm (UTC)
*squee* X3 Thought you'd like that, hehe! <3