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04 September 2005 @ 08:18 pm
Third of three posts!  

By Cate

Summary: John's grouchy. Paul's sick of it. Lots and lots of language.

Word Count: 210.

Author's note: Obviously the title has nothing to do with the fic; I was on the phone with my friend Katie as I was writing it, and she suggested I call a fic "Monkey". And so this one acquired its name. XD

"You are so--"

"What!? Fucking what, Macca?"

"So fucking stupid, John! You're a God damned genius and I don't know how you don't see it yourself!"

"I'm a fucking failure! We're going down like a fucking knackered lift out there and you expect me to think I'm a genius? You're the complete fucking idiot here!"

"Fuck you, John! The only thing you're fucking failing at is getting over this fucking petulance! I'm sick of it!"

"Go fuck yourself, Paul! You think you know what the fuck is going on!?"

"I know you're being an asshole unnecessarily!"

"Maybe that's what I do, Paul!"

"Maybe you should get over it!"

"You're such a child!"

"... Said the pouty three year old with an inferiority complex."

"Fuck you, Macca."

"It's a good idea, you know."


"We've got time."

"For what!?"

"What did you say?"

"I said 'for what'."

"... Before that, John."

"... Fuck you?"


"You're fucking insane, Paul."


"Get the fuck out of my way, I need a drink."

"Give us a kiss, c'mon, Johnny."

"Fuck off!"

"Shut up."

"... Mm! Gah! What the fuck!?"

"What. You're telling me you've never thought about doing that?"

"You sick fuck."

"... Distracted you, didn't I?

"... You've lost your fucking mind."

"Yeah. I love you too, Johnny."

- End.

Current Mood: workingworking
Current Music: "Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner"-- Fall Out Boy
macca64macca64 on September 5th, 2005 02:36 am (UTC)
They said the f-word 18 times. it reminds me of this episode of Soputh Park when they were kept saying shit. they said it like a bizzilion times.

Usually I'd say cute, cos thats how most stories are, but this wasnt exactly cute. It's really good though...yeah...
Il Gatto Puzzolonecatnip_martini on September 5th, 2005 03:05 am (UTC)
Oh Lord, all that!? *laughs* Wow. And I thought I had a dirty mouth in person.

Thanks luv!

oh_johnny_oh_johnny_ on September 5th, 2005 03:35 am (UTC)
Fuck! (well, had to get into the act now, didn't I? :-) )

Sounds just about right, actually, and I loved this: We're going down like a fucking knackered lift out there . What a great image.

Well done.
Il Gatto Puzzolone: Mark Bensoncatnip_martini on September 5th, 2005 03:41 am (UTC)
XD But of course!

Thank you! Ah, that line. I stole that line. *facepalm* It's from a movie called "Velvet Goldmine". So whilst I would love to take credit for it.... Lol. Very glad you liked it though, luv. :)

oh_johnny_oh_johnny_ on September 5th, 2005 04:05 am (UTC)
Busted! :-)

Ah well, there were other great lines as well :-)
whatsherass on September 5th, 2005 04:01 am (UTC)
"Maybe you should get over it!"

I love curse words. Fuck is my favorite.

Well done!
Il Gatto Puzzolone: Mark Bensoncatnip_martini on September 5th, 2005 04:19 am (UTC)

Mine too! *dies* I have such a dirty mouth. *laughs* I get in trouble at work (PR) for swearing sometimes.

Thanks! :)

the heart collectorsummersiren on September 5th, 2005 07:15 am (UTC)
That was very funny and I thought it was adorable! lol. It's funny to me when people swear heaps. hehe.

Like today, I kept on dropping everything and saying 'fuck' all the time and my teacher gave me a dirty look. hehe
oceanchild808oceanchild808 on September 5th, 2005 07:19 am (UTC)
One just has to use "fuck" when the Beatles are speaking. Especially those two. I really liked this -- short, to the point and hot!
pepper4land on September 5th, 2005 09:15 am (UTC)
Actually, I hate cursing it makes me sad and embaressed, feeling emptiness and rudness.But somehow to John suits sometimes and in his lyrics he is damn good with words, which show he is deeper than this ordinary level.Paul also does this occasionally too, but he is polite and nice otherwise sometimes he could be he so f***ing eloquent.:)
whatsherass on September 6th, 2005 01:13 am (UTC)
One of my favorite things in the world is how the older Paul gets the more he 'blows the F' word.' Everytime I read an interview with him nowadays there's a plethora of curse words. I LOVE IT! ;)
day_tripper87 on September 6th, 2005 04:51 am (UTC)
that's because Paul's so bad-ass.