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01 December 2007 @ 02:12 pm
silly ficlet  
title: Doobies
Rating: PG-13 (just for good measure)
Pairing: Implied John/Paul, some just-for-fun John/Bob Dylan (because let's face it, those two together were HOT!!)
Disclaimer: Can I own them? Please? *begs*
Summary: John and Bob have a heartfelt discussion one night

“Hey, what’s the deal with…with…”

He paused, struggling through the haze over his brain to form the right words.

John looked over lazily, bemused, at his partner in crime. “With?”

Bob opened and closed his mouth a few times before coughing loudly and continuing. “You know, you an’ Paul. What’s your deal, man? With him, you know?”

“Our deal?”

Too stoned for his own good. Too stoned to be COHERENT. Good Ol’ Bobby. He waved his hand in a quasi-expectant gesture. “You two are always TOGETHER, you know, and—and---and---“ He took another rather long drag on what was left of the joint they’d shared. “And jes’ whisperin’ to each other….Like a bunch of fuckin’ GIRLS!” They both giggled at that, and Bob turned over onto his stomach to face John better. His eyes were glazed with mirth and Mary Jane. “You know what I th-think sometimes?”

John laughed. “I NEVER know what you think, Bobby.”

“I think you THINK he’s a girl.” John gave him a weird look, but Bob ignored it. “No I’m serious! I think you’ve got it in your head that he’s a whatchamacallit….umm….shit.” He rubbed his eyes. “What’s that word that you English bastards use instead of chick?”


“Yeah that’s it! Bird!”

He grinned. “Paul’s obviously of the male variety, Bob.”

He shrugged. “Yeah I know, but think about it. Somehow, deep down, you’ve got a thing for yer cohost, yer partner. But that’s not right, is it? Loving another man. Not in your eyes, not in BRITAIN’S eyes. So you pretend he’s a chick to get through it, to make you feel less like a fuckin’ queer and an outcast.”

John tensed up. He wasn’t laughing anymore. “Shut the fuck up, Bob.”

Slowly, Bob’s face cracked into a grin. “Holy shit….I just guessed it, didn’t I?” He howled with glee and slapped his leg. “Well hot damn! What’d I win?”

“You win a fist in the face if you ever tell anyone, that’s what.” He sighed angrily. “Pretentious American shit….”

“Aww, now why you gotta go an’ get sulky, huh Johnny?” Bob suddenly found himself draped over John’s lower back, grinning stupidly at him. If John wasn’t so numb, he’d kill the son of a bitch. He’d do that later. “I won’t tell nobody, honest. Besides, hey, everyone’s at least a LITTLE queer. I am, th’ president is, my old man, everyone.” He reached up and pinched his cheek. “You’re cute, Johnny.”

“Oh sod off.” He was smiling again.

Bob laughed. “You know, I might steal you from Paul.”

“You’re not gay.”

“Neither are you.” He gave him a look. “Paul’s an exception, isn’t he?” John nodded. “That’s what I thought. See? You’re only a LITTLE gay.”
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pure1maginationpure1magination on December 3rd, 2007 09:19 pm (UTC)
yay! more John/Bob love!! XD

you don't know if there's actually a group for that, do you? because I'd join in a heartbeat.
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pure1maginationpure1magination on December 5th, 2007 12:30 am (UTC)
I think that's because of the cardinal rule of Beatle slash:

"Thou shall not slash the lads outside the group".

At least, that's what I've seen.
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pure1maginationpure1magination on December 5th, 2007 09:05 pm (UTC)
Nope, I've never even HEARD of that fic. LINK PLZ!! :D

bahahaha. I'm planning on writing more of John/Bob/Jealous!Paul soon XD
Dwiz Ichigai: john cardssuch_a_teaser on December 4th, 2007 01:16 am (UTC)
Heee! xD I love this pairing y'know...you gotta write more 'bout this one! *exaggerated wink*

P.S: I love the way Bob talk when he's high xD
magegirl8: Johnnymagegirl8 on July 16th, 2009 01:07 am (UTC)
OMG! I've only just started reading and I HELLA DON"T KNOW WHY I DIDN"T SEE THIS WHEN YOU ORIGINALLY POSTED IT but it's bloody good; you've got the characterization down pat, Bob's voice and John's voice and even the way they bloody interacted with each other and also the particular cadence of that period's speech....

*goes to finish reading*
magegirl8: Johnmagegirl8 on July 16th, 2009 01:16 am (UTC)
Dude, I just have to reiterate the praise. I kept reading, and it just. got. better. John not being amused any more, Bob's cultural critique...

You are seriously the man. My new favorite fic.

..Though I have to admit, I'm a little ambigues about the ending. I can hear their voices effortlessly throughout the rest of the fic, but I find myself struggling to do so with the last few lines.

...It doesn't stop my worshipping the rest of it though.